Mystico’s Eerily Accurate Holiday Horoscopes
Fight the temptation to see relationship potential in a fleeting mistletoe smooch. Lucky pole: North.
Don’t gulp spiked eggnog when a series of modest sips will do. Lucky Donald Fagen album: Kamakiriad.
Sparkle from tree tinsel will reflect in the eye of the soulmate you’ve yet to meet. Introduce yourself! Lucky dog treat: Snausages.
A drunken text message sent by an old flame compels you to put that thing they liked back into your bag of sack tricks. Lucky oil: Canola.
An urge to purchase candy canes sets the stage for your greatest mid-December adventure ever. Lucky billing cycle: Quarterly.
Nobody’s getting you that present you’ve been dropping hints about. Buy it for yourself or move on. Lucky cane: Candy.
A window display’s fanciful oversized menorah inspires you to think big, in matters of the heart. Lucky Streisand movie: Yentl.
Shortly after the polite sampling of a holiday dish you despise, a stranger favors you with a similarly unselfish act of kindness. Lucky element: Barium.
Don’t let nostalgia for bygone holiday activities turn you into a mopey mess. Lucky Holiday Special star: Andy Williams.
An active verb from that Christmas carol you hate holds the key to a nagging December 23 question. Lucky syrup flavor: Peach Cobbler.
Infomercial impulse shopping is the answer to this year’s Secret Santa gift quest. Lucky number: 346.
Let go guilt from unkept New Year’s resolutions. Your willpower returns, with a vengeance, on January 14. Lucky shape: Rectangle.